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| photo by ana traina An Exclusive Poopy Scoop Report from Ms. Beckella B. Barkson, the world renowned photographer and gossip-mongrel for “Howlywood Fair” and “Zingertails!” Ms. Barkson told us, here at Zingertales, that she was vacationing on a remote island in the South Pacific. She let it slip that the island was somewhere between Marlon’s old haunt and Johnny’s new islet. Although she was quite happy and relaxed whilst having a paw-dicure, she happened to spy with her little eyeglass something not quite kosher on the adjacent isle, which was dubbed “The Island of Dolls,” according to Ms. Barkson. Now, Ms. Barkson thought to herself, “Well, I’ll be a surly-toad spotted wagtail if that isn’t, Lemon Drop over there! What is Lemmie doing on the Island of Dolls when the whole worried world is waiting for her safe return?” She just had to find out, so Ms. Barkson hopped into her new apple-red Sonex JSX -1 jet, a present from a not-so-secret admirer, Howard the Hound, and hurried over. Here are a few aerial shots that she managed to snap --    photos by jane shirek Yes, Lemon Drop lives but the question is, "What in the barnation is she doing on this Island of Dolls?!" Stay glued to Zingertalesandmore to find out! I’m Ana Traina and this is Zingertales. |
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7 months ago
Love it! Can't get enough! Miss Beckella B. Barkson is quite the investigative reporter. Lemon Drop looks like she's having a a great time on the island of Dolls. Is that a drunk Kathy Griffin doll on the bottom? It just shows what a box of wine will do for a girl.
ReplyDeleteWhile I'm relieved to know that Miss Beckella B. Barkson has found Lemmie safe among the Island of Dolls - I now fear for them both. Can we fetch them off the Island before a gentle-leader guides them to the...(dare I say)...Valley of the Dolls!!!???
ReplyDeleteI have this entry dog-eared until next time...
Laura,
ReplyDeleteYour comment is hysterical! This is the new season of LOST where the Island has it's own soul, peaks and valley's! Dare say Miss Boscoe arrives clad in a pink bikini hoping to meet boys on the beach!